He should propose that Rahul becomes the Prime Minister and everyone in the country should feel united and connected. He should also promote corruption as a prank. — Sunil PalAppurv GuptaBugged by TelemarketersI want to play a prank with Jio marketing team and want to send bulk SMSes on behalf of every telecom company which exists in the world and when they revert with ‘I am not interested’ then I will say, “Now do you realise our pain?” — Appurv GuptaAbijit GangulyDemonitise!Prime Minister Modi could play the best prank on the whole country by going on live TV and saying the new Rs 2,000 notes are invalid. — Amit TandonPapa CJFunny revengeI’d like to fool an ex-client by confirming a show with him and not showing up last minute. This way they can get their friendship back on track. He has stepped into multiple roles now. I would also like to play a prank on Swami Om by telling him he has been selected for Bigg Boss Season 11 on one condition — he will have to live in the bathroom and will not be allowed to pee for 40 days and I am sure he will eat, wash and clean but on coming out he will say that he hasn’t been eating and play sick. — Ehsaan Qureshi.I would love to see Prime Minister Modi play a prank on Rahul Gandhi, says Raju Srivastava. Apart from that it has really become difficult to make political jokes these days. We used to crack so many jokes on Dr Manmohan Singh, but he never said anything and focused on China pocket Lighter his work. I am sure after this he will think 100 times before using his piss for holi in the Big Boss house. He is a politician as well as a TV show host. He will need to go via London to Delhi if he wants to use his slippers.

And after five tensed minutes where five ATMs are vandalised, 10 bases are burnt and 20 riots break out, he could say ‘Gotcha!’— Abijit GangulyVarun ThakurKangana-Karan reconcileI think Karan Johar and Kangana should come together and tell everybody, who have been following nothing else but their story, that everything that has been going on between them is all an April fool’s day prank and that she will be starring in his next movie. Unfortunately, however, I’ll never be able to get myself to stoop to doing that but I sincerely hope that someone else plays that prank on him! — Papa CJJeeveshu AhluwaliaParty swappingPM Modi should play a prank on Amit Shah telling him, ‘Bro, it’s over. I think it’s time to play a prank on him. It will help them reconcile as well as they won’t need to apologise because of the nature of the day. — Raju SrivastavaAmit TalwarSona pranks Rakhi Sawant!Sonakshi Sinha should play a prank on Rakhi Sawant that she is following her diet and will follow her plastic surgeon in the future. — Varun ThakurAmit TandonEnjoy The good timesOn a lighter note, I would like to play a prank on Shiv Sena MP Ravindra Gaikwad by giving him an air ticket and later add that it is from Kingfisher. They should meet each other and play a prank on one another. But today, everything is different and you can’t make political jokes anymore. Sunil Pal While Comedians and Stand-ups are busy playing pranks and jokes regularly, This Fool’s Day we ask them who they would like to see being pranked and by whom.Apart from that, I would love to see Kapil Sharma play a prank on Sunil Grover. He should become the Prime Minister but only on the April Fool’s day. It was nice knowing you but now I’m breaking up with you. That would be in return for his kind favour of making me perform last minute after multiple requests and under an agreement with his organisation and then refusing to pay me afterwards. — Amit TalwarEhsaan Qureshi‘You can’t make political jokes now’I would love to play a prank on Navjot Singh Sidhu.Friendship’s sakeI wish to see Rahul Gandhi as the Prime Minister, which would make for one of the biggest pranks. I’m joining Congress and going back to my first love, Sonia!’ — Jeeveshu AhluwaliaRaju SrivastavaPM for Fool’S DayI would love to see Prime Minister Modi play a prank on Rahul Gandhi.

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Superstar Shah Rukh Khan, a doting father to three, says he is planning to quit smoking and drinking and adopt a healthier lifestyle to enable himself to spend more time with his children. I want to be cumbersome and troublesome to my children.. Shah Rukh Khan was last seen in 'Raees. I am planning to give up all (smoking, drinking, etc) and try to be healthier and happier," he said. One way to look at it is to keep yourself healthy. It makes me come alive, it makes me see innocence and love in a different way," he said."Having said that, will I be there to do the same thing that I did with my older kids? Yes, that is a worry.The &Wholesale Electronic lighter Factory39;My Name is Khan' star says he wants to spend the next 20-25 years of his life with his kids and so he has been maintaining a healthy lifestyle."I am working with younger girls just to keep up with my children."I want to # be there to give them advice completely out of context and irrelevant."

I don't want my children to hold that against me that I was not there," he says.Asked if being an old parent he feared not getting enough time to spend with AbRam, his four-year-old son, he says, "Yes, that's an issue, that thought comes in my head, it came last night.Shah Rukh was 15 years old when his parents passed away and he says he holds that against them. I want to find out about their personal lives when they are hating me for doing so. I am only doing it to make myself feel younger and get in touch with the younger me," he adds.The superstar is keen to spend a lot of time with his kids and wants to lead healthier lifetsyle for them.On a lighter note, the 'Dilwale' star says he wants to embarrass his kids and be around hounding them for a long time.The 50-year-old Bollywood star's remark came during a session at the second day of the India Today Conclave here."The presence of a little child at the age of 50, it is a good thing. So I should work towards it and get healthy," he says. So that keeps you smoking less, drinking less, exercising more. I am not doing it out of any mid-life crisis.

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